Strange Phenomenon: Every Scion tC Has Rear Left Bumper Damage

"PRBot II" (prbot2)
11/02/2014 at 01:41 • Filed to: wtfcars, illuminati, scion tc

Oppo, have any of you noticed something about a certain car that no one else seems to know about? This post is the culmination of 10 years spent carefully observing the Scion tC in the wild, and I cannot stay quiet about this once unexplained occurrence any longer.

This started about 10 years ago, when the tC was a new model. I was in college, and I coveted this car. Back then I didn't care so much about torque numbers or drivetrains. I thought it was cool, and I wanted one. But I noticed that nearly every tC has damage to the driver's side of the rear bumper!

Then I dated this one girl who drove a silver tC. Can you guess where the damage on her car was? This was back in 2008 and Oppo wasn't anything like it is now, nor was I #oppositelock-ing in '08 anyway. So I couldn't really get the word out.

Ever since then, I've really taken note of this phenomenon. And I always thought, "I need to inform Oppo of this, it's getting out of control". Well enough is enough. Today I finally SR-20'd. But upon closer inspection, I found what may be the most practical explanation for this. Take a look at what I've found:

The Scion tC. No big deal right? Well fuck that. Enhance.

Still with me? Good. Enhance.

Enhance.

Illuminati confirmed. You heard it here first, fellas. You've been warned. Now be careful out there.

Also, watch out for girls that drive tC's. Them be some crazy broads.

DISCUSSION (24)

Coty > PRBot II
11/01/2014 at 23:45

Fuck it, you made me laugh.

PRBot II > Coty
11/01/2014 at 23:45

I try.

Big Bubba Ray > PRBot II
11/02/2014 at 00:01

Kinja'd!!!

Its because the TC is related to the Camry. Nobody has ever seen a Camry without a caved in rear bumper.

Kinja'd!!!

Baeromez > PRBot II
11/02/2014 at 00:01

Little known fact: Toyota engineered a new-car-smell-based pheromone release system into the seat fabric of their cars that disables occupants from not only turning their heads to the left, but also all rational thought as well. It was necessary to prevent occupants from realizing that they were test driving a Toyota and subsequently enabling the company to sell progressively less desirable cars.

PRBot II > Baeromez
11/02/2014 at 00:09

Toyota Motor Corp traded on the Tokyo market.

Yen exchanged for USD.

USD inflated and deflated by Rothschild controlled private central banking.

Jewish controlled Gawker Media.

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Guys, I'm getting scared.